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	<title>Comments on: Coming through! Get off the tracks!</title>
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	<description>It Do What It Do</description>
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		<title>By: Bill Selliger</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2007/04/27/humor/truck-train-horn/comment-page-1/#comment-82</link>
		<dc:creator>Bill Selliger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 19:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Trains are not allowed on the lanes. And nobody fucks with the Jesus.</description>
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		<title>By: Malnurtured Snay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Malnurtured Snay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe he has a grudge against you and is hoping you&#039;ll hear the horn and scream &quot;OMG I&#039;m about to get killed by a train from the safety of my office!&quot; and die of a heart attack.

Or maybe he&#039;s just a jerk.  Or maybe he knows people can&#039;t drive so he&#039;s honking because he knows they sure as fuck won&#039;t see him if they&#039;re only relying on their eyes, which they&#039;re too busy using to stare at their cell phones.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe he has a grudge against you and is hoping you&#8217;ll hear the horn and scream &#8220;OMG I&#8217;m about to get killed by a train from the safety of my office!&#8221; and die of a heart attack.</p>
<p>Or maybe he&#8217;s just a jerk.  Or maybe he knows people can&#8217;t drive so he&#8217;s honking because he knows they sure as fuck won&#8217;t see him if they&#8217;re only relying on their eyes, which they&#8217;re too busy using to stare at their cell phones.</p>
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