Comments on: And this year’s winner for Douchebag Theme Song is…

By: Lark

Lark — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:07:12 +0000

I have a question – what is this song about? I mean, the insulting H.K. reference notwithstanding – it makes no sense at all!

I don’t know – I must have paid too much attention in school, moronic lyrics written in “ghetto-speak” are just beyond stupid to me.

By: Gatton

Gatton — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:25:14 +0000

I’m in my early 30s but pop radio makes me feel ancient. 3OH!3? Am I supposed to be able to pronounce that as a word?

By: hotshot309

hotshot309 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 05:26:33 +0000

Was it Andy who called it the “douchebag theme song?” I agree, and I can’t believe we didn’t turn that song off when it came on at the 4th of July party. Instead, we just stood there and suffered while bitching about it.

The other annoying thing in the song is “never trust a ho,” which I wasn’t aware they could even put on the radio, and which makes me want to smack this college-age-sounding probably dyed-blond Blink 182 wannabe across the face, backhanded, and then hit him with a 40 of Old English.

I’m so sad that I know any words to this song at all. I think I dislike this song even more than “Dontcha” by the Pussy Cat Dolls.

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:30:43 +0000

That is what people are listening to these days? Yeah, that’s why I listen to talk radio instead.

It gets my vote for DTotY.

By: Michael T Bradley

Michael T Bradley — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:09:32 +0000

I’d like to submit Custom’s “Hey Mister” for Douchebag Theme of the Year for whatever year that came out in….

By: Brian

Brian — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:19:59 +0000

3OH!3 is pretty bad, but can’t compare to the smut that is Lady Gaga … try listening to the lyrics for ‘Lovegame.’ I think she gave my radio an STD.

By: Chris L

Chris L — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:37:58 +0000

peguinphysics,
I morn your loss of innocence with the hearing of this song.

By: penguinphysics

penguinphysics — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:57:23 +0000

I just heard this song for the first time and it was three of the most excruciating minutes of my life. I think I’ll sue the artists to get those three minutes back. This song is so bad that it defies description. Somewhere, out there, is a village desperately searching for its idiot. Well, I think we’ve found him. This song reaches the (un)coveted status of rock bottom, but still manages to keep digging. It’s just frightening that someday my tax dollars will be funding the brain research involved in discovering what keeps this guy’s head from collapsing from the vacuum in his cranial cavity. I suppose that anyone has the right to be as offensive as they want, but why do some people have to abuse the privilege? In short, there are no redeeming factors that I can discern from this assault on my auditory canal. I suppose the best thing I can say is that at least it’s three minutes and not four or five. That might just induce permanent insanity and then I’d have to start making claptrap like this.

By: Jammer

Jammer — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:33:09 +0000

I disagree. There are levels of quality in pop music among the stuff on the radio and in the clubs. This is way more annoying than most of the bullshit. In my opinion, anyway.

By: David Payne

David Payne — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:28:48 +0000

I’d never heard it before, but it’s no worse than the other crap that gets repeatedly played on the radio or in clubs. This stuffs everywhere!

By: JackBauer

JackBauer — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:26:51 +0000

Oh I gotcha, satilite radio gives you the option to change the channel. Well I agree with that. Ive had mine for 3 years and just renewed it for 2 more. The only problem is I dont know whose coming to town cause I dont listen to terrestrial radio.

By: Chris L

Chris L — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:27:54 +0000

Jack,
With satellite radio you had the choice of listening to whatever kind of music (including this POS) you want. You don’t have to listen to the “hits” channel if you don’t want to. With broadcast radio, all the stations are “hit” stations, unless you are into Rush Limbaugh and paranormal talk shows.

By: JackBauer

JackBauer — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:21:15 +0000

“This is why people have satellite radio”

AHHAHAHA, are you for real??? This some was the Whatyouwant song for 2 weeks on Sirius Hits 1.

By: Chris L

Chris L — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:35:17 +0000

Unfortunately, I have heard this song WAY too many times. The Helen Keller line is particularly bad. This is why people have satellite radio.

By: grumpy_otter

grumpy_otter — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:30:43 +0000

I’m so old and out of the loop that I had never heard it before. . .

By: JackBauer

JackBauer — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:42:10 +0000

shhh Jammer, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:42:22 +0000

A nauseating song to be sure, but it still can’t beat the 2007 Douchebag Theme Song winner, “This Is Why I’m Hot” by Mims.