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		<title>By: Jammer</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1706</link>
		<dc:creator>Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Speed&lt;/i&gt; was one of the best action movies of the 1990s.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Speed</i> was one of the best action movies of the 1990s.</p>
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		<title>By: Elliot Wilson</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1702</link>
		<dc:creator>Elliot Wilson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you like the movie Speed? Just curious.

I haven&#039;t seen 2012, but I probably will -- I&#039;m almost ashamed to admit -- I&#039;ve got a crush on one of the actors who are in it. I&#039;m not saying who, because I am a realist and know it will never happen, but hey, my life, my right. I can dream all I want. Does sound interesting though, but the bit about the dog had me laughing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you like the movie Speed? Just curious.</p>
<p>I haven't seen 2012, but I probably will &#8212; I'm almost ashamed to admit &#8212; I've got a crush on one of the actors who are in it. I'm not saying who, because I am a realist and know it will never happen, but hey, my life, my right. I can dream all I want. Does sound interesting though, but the bit about the dog had me laughing.</p>
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		<title>By: Eric Dugdale</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric Dugdale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found the movie entertaining and hillarious.  Has anyone else here seen The Core?  Well, this is The Core 2.0:  Awful unscience, cliche characters, yet all quite entertaining, and definitely laughable.  Hell, I&#039;m in geology, and I still found it fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found the movie entertaining and hillarious.  Has anyone else here seen The Core?  Well, this is The Core 2.0:  Awful unscience, cliche characters, yet all quite entertaining, and definitely laughable.  Hell, I'm in geology, and I still found it fun.</p>
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		<title>By: just some dude</title>
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		<dc:creator>just some dude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FX where great, the story on the other hand CORNY.</description>
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		<title>By: AR</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1434</link>
		<dc:creator>AR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was actually kinda funny towards the middle when the movie devolved into schadenfreude on steroids,  as Emmerich basically spent 45 minutes sadistically running through his checklist of characters he hadn&#039;t killed off yet. I could almost hear him cackling in the background: &quot;What...you survived the earthquakes? Here&#039;s a black ash cloud of doom. Whats that? Still kicking? LOL TSUNAMI!!!! Watch that rolling action as this dome bowls over the faithful - your prayers will not be answered!  Oh I&#039;m sorry minor character, did I forget you were still breathing? Here&#039;s a wall of water for you too.&quot;  I couldn&#039;t help but laugh.

 On the other hand, almost every non-disaster related scene was dreadfully boring - or ultimately meaningless since the characters just end up getting swept away by Emmerich&#039;s LOLwave anyway - and nearly everything prior to the first mega-quake, and between the door jamming and the epilogue could&#039;ve been cut out, and it would not have been missed. All in all, not the worst way to waste 2 !/2 hrs, but in hindsight I probably should&#039;ve waited for it to come out on DVD on the cheap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was actually kinda funny towards the middle when the movie devolved into schadenfreude on steroids,  as Emmerich basically spent 45 minutes sadistically running through his checklist of characters he hadn't killed off yet. I could almost hear him cackling in the background: &quot;What...you survived the earthquakes? Here's a black ash cloud of doom. Whats that? Still kicking? LOL TSUNAMI!!!! Watch that rolling action as this dome bowls over the faithful - your prayers will not be answered!  Oh I'm sorry minor character, did I forget you were still breathing? Here's a wall of water for you too.&quot;  I couldn't help but laugh.</p>
<p> On the other hand, almost every non-disaster related scene was dreadfully boring - or ultimately meaningless since the characters just end up getting swept away by Emmerich's LOLwave anyway - and nearly everything prior to the first mega-quake, and between the door jamming and the epilogue could've been cut out, and it would not have been missed. All in all, not the worst way to waste 2 !/2 hrs, but in hindsight I probably should've waited for it to come out on DVD on the cheap.</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When&#039;s &#039;The Road&#039; coming to my city, darnit?  That one&#039;s the real deal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When's 'The Road' coming to my city, darnit?  That one's the real deal.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dimitris, I wonder if you just gave Jammer a (reminder for a) Christmas break project.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dimitris, I wonder if you just gave Jammer a (reminder for a) Christmas break project.</p>
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		<title>By: mouse</title>
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		<dc:creator>mouse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll probably care about the dog when I finally get to see it.  I like most dogs better than I like most people.  Still sounds like a funny scene though (in the rational part of my brain that realizes I&#039;m nuts).  I&#039;m a sucker for some good disaster cheese.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'll probably care about the dog when I finally get to see it.  I like most dogs better than I like most people.  Still sounds like a funny scene though (in the rational part of my brain that realizes I'm nuts).  I'm a sucker for some good disaster cheese.</p>
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		<title>By: Gisele</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gisele</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This movie is pretty bad but having seen countless movies of this type, maybe I&quot;m jaded, I don&#039;t know.  I would have given it a mark of &quot;fair&quot; at best or 2 stars.  The only reason for any stars as well would be the f/x.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This movie is pretty bad but having seen countless movies of this type, maybe I&quot;m jaded, I don't know.  I would have given it a mark of &quot;fair&quot; at best or 2 stars.  The only reason for any stars as well would be the f/x.</p>
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		<title>By: Kenneth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kenneth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to see another review from you. I, too, thought it was fun entertainment!</description>
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		<title>By: Dimitris Kiminas</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1421</link>
		<dc:creator>Dimitris Kiminas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Jammer,

I know I&#039;m off-subject, but can you give us any news on when the next TNG reviews appear? What&#039;s their ETA? (I hope it&#039;s not 2012! :)

Best Regards,
Dimitris</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Jammer,</p>
<p>I know I'm off-subject, but can you give us any news on when the next TNG reviews appear? What's their ETA? (I hope it's not 2012! <img src='http://www.jammersblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Best Regards,<br />
Dimitris</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The cheeziest part is how utterly personal the tendrils of disaster are--We had chasms yawning open, highways and buildings crumbling, all 1/2 inch from our heroes&#039; lily white derriers. Ah well, it&#039;s a time honored tradition. It worked with the damsel in distress bound to the train tracks.

The movie seemed schizophrenic though. I groaned when a character would utter a hamhanded sort of pun, with the punchline delivered by an act of nature. (&quot;Something always comes between us.&quot; CRA-A-AAAA-AAACK)  On the other hand, a cliche I wanted to see, didn&#039;t play out, as the old guy who called to reconcile with his son.  

As for Speed Racer, I went into it expecting magic and retro memories, color and full sensory stimulus. Each character (except for Trixie) fit their cartoon namesakes to a &quot;tee.&quot; I was amused by the fight scenes. I liked the hint of the Mammoth Car. I loved the variations of the theme song. I tolerated another &quot;evil big corporation&quot; message. I walked away without seeing Homing Pigeon and a few other features. I may have to surrender my Comic Book  &#039;Fan Card,&#039; but last summer, I&#039;d rather have seen Speed Racer a second time, than Iron Man, Hulk, or  absolutely that Joker movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The cheeziest part is how utterly personal the tendrils of disaster are&#8211;We had chasms yawning open, highways and buildings crumbling, all 1/2 inch from our heroes' lily white derriers. Ah well, it's a time honored tradition. It worked with the damsel in distress bound to the train tracks.</p>
<p>The movie seemed schizophrenic though. I groaned when a character would utter a hamhanded sort of pun, with the punchline delivered by an act of nature. (&quot;Something always comes between us.&quot; CRA-A-AAAA-AAACK)  On the other hand, a cliche I wanted to see, didn't play out, as the old guy who called to reconcile with his son.  </p>
<p>As for Speed Racer, I went into it expecting magic and retro memories, color and full sensory stimulus. Each character (except for Trixie) fit their cartoon namesakes to a &quot;tee.&quot; I was amused by the fight scenes. I liked the hint of the Mammoth Car. I loved the variations of the theme song. I tolerated another &quot;evil big corporation&quot; message. I walked away without seeing Homing Pigeon and a few other features. I may have to surrender my Comic Book  'Fan Card,' but last summer, I'd rather have seen Speed Racer a second time, than Iron Man, Hulk, or  absolutely that Joker movie.</p>
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		<title>By: Eduardo</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1406</link>
		<dc:creator>Eduardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually thought Matrix ended perfectly, leaving possibilities and freewill available again. It would probably have worked better if the second and third movies were a single one. The story feels more cohesive if you watch them back-to-back.

V for Vendetta was also a nice adaptation of an Alan Moore novel. McTeigue may have directed it, but it was still very much a Wachowski movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually thought Matrix ended perfectly, leaving possibilities and freewill available again. It would probably have worked better if the second and third movies were a single one. The story feels more cohesive if you watch them back-to-back.</p>
<p>V for Vendetta was also a nice adaptation of an Alan Moore novel. McTeigue may have directed it, but it was still very much a Wachowski movie.</p>
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		<title>By: JackBauer</title>
		<link>http://www.jammersblog.com/2009/11/24/movies/2012-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1393</link>
		<dc:creator>JackBauer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would have thought that the 3rd Matrix movie, and its non ending would have been the end of the Wachowski Brothers.</description>
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		<title>By: Jammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw Speed Racer on cable one weekend when I had time to kill. It was terrible. It struck me as the nail in the coffin of the directing career of the Wachowski Brothers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw Speed Racer on cable one weekend when I had time to kill. It was terrible. It struck me as the nail in the coffin of the directing career of the Wachowski Brothers.</p>
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		<title>By: Antisocialmunky</title>
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		<dc:creator>Antisocialmunky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The movie is actually a rip off of a book about neutrinos causing the crust to decouple form the mantle and the governments of the work build giant ships to save everyone.

It sounds like the Speed Racer movie where it exceeded my expectations because I went into the thing with realistic expectations of the movie being mediocre - crap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The movie is actually a rip off of a book about neutrinos causing the crust to decouple form the mantle and the governments of the work build giant ships to save everyone.</p>
<p>It sounds like the Speed Racer movie where it exceeded my expectations because I went into the thing with realistic expectations of the movie being mediocre - crap.</p>
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		<title>By: JackBauer</title>
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		<dc:creator>JackBauer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Garbage. 

Too much build up. Too much BS, and when the world starts falling apart it gets really cliche. At least ID4 got to the point, and quick. This movie drug on and on with silly Americana nonsense for over an hour before it started killing people. 

And how apt that the start of the human race begins again in Africa (ala BSG) Does everyone beleive humanity started in Africa?</description>
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<p>Too much build up. Too much BS, and when the world starts falling apart it gets really cliche. At least ID4 got to the point, and quick. This movie drug on and on with silly Americana nonsense for over an hour before it started killing people. </p>
<p>And how apt that the start of the human race begins again in Africa (ala BSG) Does everyone beleive humanity started in Africa?</p>
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		<title>By: Eduardo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eduardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even Emmerich admitted the whole Mayan connection was more of a marketing ploy devoid of any actual connection to the actual story. I find it curious that technobabble ended up being the reason behind Earth&#039;s near-destruction. The sun releases neutrino particles. It sounds like a Star Trek plot device, but it works.

Much like Day after Tomorrow and Independence Day, what makes 2012 work are the personal stories. Even though the arbitrary deaths are easy to predict (killing the russian dad and the stepdad were a given), the characters are portrayed convincingly enough to make it work. I enjoyed Thomas McCarthy as the stepdad. He played well off John Cusack and Amanda Peet. Thandie Newton didn&#039;t have a lot to do, but felt like Glover&#039;s daughter, and like Ejiofor&#039;s potential love interest. Woody Harrelson was also a highlight. I&#039;m glad Emmerich still knows to include actors who deliver a less-than-serious tone to this kind of story.

What dragged the film down was mostly the second act (necessary to get Cusack to China), and parts of the third act as well. The whole plot to ignite the ship&#039;s engines felt a bit forced.

I really enjoyed it, despite a feeling of being there/done that. Emmerich always manages to grab my attention with his approach to this genre.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even Emmerich admitted the whole Mayan connection was more of a marketing ploy devoid of any actual connection to the actual story. I find it curious that technobabble ended up being the reason behind Earth's near-destruction. The sun releases neutrino particles. It sounds like a Star Trek plot device, but it works.</p>
<p>Much like Day after Tomorrow and Independence Day, what makes 2012 work are the personal stories. Even though the arbitrary deaths are easy to predict (killing the russian dad and the stepdad were a given), the characters are portrayed convincingly enough to make it work. I enjoyed Thomas McCarthy as the stepdad. He played well off John Cusack and Amanda Peet. Thandie Newton didn't have a lot to do, but felt like Glover's daughter, and like Ejiofor's potential love interest. Woody Harrelson was also a highlight. I'm glad Emmerich still knows to include actors who deliver a less-than-serious tone to this kind of story.</p>
<p>What dragged the film down was mostly the second act (necessary to get Cusack to China), and parts of the third act as well. The whole plot to ignite the ship's engines felt a bit forced.</p>
<p>I really enjoyed it, despite a feeling of being there/done that. Emmerich always manages to grab my attention with his approach to this genre.</p>
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		<title>By: Jammer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jammer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It seems people are split on the movie. I was fully prepared for it to be lame but found that I enjoyed it quite a bit. [curb]Having said that[/curb], it was really too long. No need for it to be that long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems people are split on the movie. I was fully prepared for it to be lame but found that I enjoyed it quite a bit. [curb]Having said that[/curb], it was really too long. No need for it to be that long.</p>
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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just messing with you because I found the movie rather lame.</description>
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